A Platonite Earning His Wings

i've been involved in n effort to platonically seduce known sabermetrician voros mccracken by way of his twitter page for some time now

it is readily apparent to the willing eye that the content of his tweets offer great disparateness to his subject of renown

it was my hope that i, as a willing eye, was in the minority

woe, that my speculation proved too true

for voros mccracken's eye is unwilling to me